G-Man To Make Historic Voyage
Two-Week Sebatical To Test The Bounds Of Science
November 26th, 2003 -- Though work on the new album has kept the band busy, the ever industrious G-Man has found time for other pursuits. You might not know it, but he is an inventor of the highest order; not your typical amateur to be sure. This new experiment combines his love of interstellar ballistics and mad-science. Most people would balk at the thought of building a moon-rocket in their backyard, but not G-Man. Carefully drawing up a set of detailed plans, he has decided to take a Christmas holiday in the Sea of Tranquility -- December 15th is the launch date.
When asked about his scheme, he had the following response: "The skeptics call it foolhardy. NASA calls it suicidal. I call it fun. Really, the chance for error is pretty slight -- after all, this endeavour is based on solid science." This statement was followed by a good-natured chuckle.
Who can argue with such confidence? Not even Professor Dre and her seven doctorates. "If there's anything I've learned over the years, it's that anything is possible. I have no doubt he'll be planting the flag of revolution in lunar soil before too long..."
Godspeed G-Man. Our hearts are with you.
Long Live The vee Revolution.